Rude-naldo
By: Nick | January 9th, 2007
You know, every time I watch United with my lovely wife - she marvels at Cristiano Ronaldo’s perfectly waxed eyebrows and delightfully gelled hair - as he skips past defenders with his bambi-esque ability. You could say that her radar with a “g” is in overdrive.
But thanks to that bastion of British news, The Sun, and yet another dubious “exclusive” - Cristiano seems to be putting any such thoughts to bed (get it?) - regarding whether or not he plays for the away team. Seems he’s joining a long list of footballer/model relationships. Allegedly.
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Tell your wife that she and I share that finely honed g-g-g.. radar.
Or else he’s merely a METROsexual.
(yeahrightsure)
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